Gunsmith Cows

Sorry to tell you ladies you aren’t hallucinating. Bad news is you are actually now cow girls and yes you are now producing milk at an alarming rate and yes that slowly growing desire to have baby calves is real too.

Good news is if you’ll follow me I know of a great farm that will help with both problems and we can get you both settled in as happy mooing, well bred milk cow mommies in no time.